So there’s this thing right? It’s blue, has a round body, and smells like poo. Do you know what that is? I sure don’t. Hey, hey, you know what’s fun? Swings! We should go swinging! Swinging is loads of fun! We can go- oh, sorry, I forgot. It’s okay, we can do something else! Like [...]
Archive for March, 2010
I change more than Obama does in a day.
Posted in waitwhat on March 19, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
I’m sorry, but we’re closing. It’s time to leave. You can’t stay here any longer. If you want, we can give you a moment to checkout a quick thing. Look, I told you, it’s time. We all need our breaks and this is mine. I gotta lock up and get going. You still here? You [...]
A Slice of-
Posted in moments, newspost, waitwhat, tagged life, terry on March 11, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Writer’s block is horrible. So get this, I’m sitting here, and it’s 3AM, and I still haven’t gotten anything done. I’m a horrible wreck; my life feels like it could only go downhill from there. But you know what? If that’s the worst I’ve felt so far, then life couldn’t be that bad for me. [...]
