So there’s this thing right? It’s blue, has a round body, and smells like poo. Do you know what that is? I sure don’t. Hey, hey, you know what’s fun? Swings! We should go swinging! Swinging is loads of fun! We can go- oh, sorry, I forgot. It’s okay, we can do something else! Like what? Um…do you have any ideas? Wait, no, it’s okay- I just know there’s something we can both do! I don’t have to run to have fun.
How about a board game? Yeah, I hear ya, boring. Maybe we could…really? You’d want to do that? I didn’t really..well, we could if you want to. I mean we don’t have to..oh stop! You’re making me blush!
Are you sure? I mean…this is…okay. Jeez, I didn’t really think you were bring this out. I’ve never seen one before…but it looks cute. Don’t get me wrong, but I just think Pokemon are cute- don’t rub it in. I mean I’m not a huge fan, no way! Anyway, let’s just play already!
Hm? Where’d you get that one? Never seen it before. Hey! Don’t hide the guide! Give me that! C’mon, you can’t hide! Alright, if I really have to chase after you for it! Heheh, you’re almost out of running space; where’re you going to go now- whoa, didn’t see that coming.
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Alright, I went through mud and dirt for this guide. Hand it over! C’mon, quit whining, I don’t wanna hear it…huh? I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to get you hurt! I thought it was just a game..well I’ll take care of it when we get back up! Sound good? But please, I really- oh okay…
I can’t believe I’m doing this. Oh rub that smirk off your face! I’m only doing this because I feel sorry for you! Jeez! How much do you weigh? You’re like a million pounds or something- and I have to carry you! Ugh, you’re dead after this. So how’re you feeling? Good? Bad? Uh huh. Well, I guess you’ll feel better after I get that bandaged up.
Better now? Good!…wait, what? Well why? What’s wrong?…oh, y-you do? I’m sorry! Q-quit grinning! Quit it! Oh forget you! I know I’m blushing, shut up!
