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		<title>A Slice of &#8220;If&#8221;s</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 08:37:43 +0000</pubDate>
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<div style="text-align:center;">If?</div>
<p>If I were a monkey, do I need to throw poo?<br />
If I were a chimpanzee, do I need to yell?<br />
If I were a human, do I need to talk?<br />
If I were a dead man, do I need to be quiet?</p>
<p>And if I were a monkey, why do I need to throw poo?<br />
And if I were a chimpanzee, why do I need to yell?<br />
And if I were a human, why do I need to talk?<br />
And if I were a dead man, why do I need to be quiet?</p>
<p>Why can&#8217;t monkeys be different?<br />
Why are chimpanzees so similar?<br />
Why are humans so alike?<br />
Why are dead men so uniform?</p>
<p>What if monkeys could throw apples?<br />
Why can&#8217;t chimpanzees be dissimilar?<br />
Why are humans so like-minded?<br />
Why are dead men so silent?</p>
<p>Maybe monkeys can change?<br />
What if chimpanzees could fly?<br />
Why can&#8217;t humans be unique?<br />
Why are dead men so dead?</p>
<p>Doesn&#8217;t Mother Nature ever get<br />
bored of the same thing<br />
occuring over a number of years<br />
until something finally changes for once?</p>
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