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Slice of (no title)

It’s been a month, hasn’t it? I’ve gone an entire month without posting, and I’m still doing well, getting an average of two constant views a day. Well, finals for the semester are over! No more papers to write and science projects to turn in! In addition to this, I have recently taken up Short Story class so I’ll just have to write stories instead of sitting around and playing games all day long. Which means this place will see an increase in postings! Isn’t that great?

I wonder what I’ll write.

One week later after the original writing of this post, I added this on…

Sorry about this, but I’ve been working on kind of a little novel of a sort. Plus, I recently got into my story writing class at school, so you should see me picking this up again sometime. If  you look at Slice of Tech, I only intend for it to be a database of my personal tips. So don’t expect regular updates.

In other news, terreh.com has been launched. It’ll kind of be my main portal between Slice of Paper and Slice of Tech., and will help me see what people click on the most. Additionally, I plan to keep my projects alive, so I’m not dead yet.

A Slice of “If”s

Alright, after some decision and growls, I decided to simply republish what little ScribeFire did auto save…over…and…over..and forgive it as it isn’t perfect. But it’s quite a shock to me. I poured an hour and more into this poem, giving it creative twists and the like that tie in with the poem, but I frankly can not be asked to do it all over again. Bad night for me. I’m sorry ScribeFire, but, it’s time for me to let you go. You’re no use to me.

If?

If I were a monkey, do I need to throw poo?
If I were a chimpanzee, do I need to yell?
If I were a human, do I need to talk?
If I were a dead man, do I need to be quiet?

And if I were a monkey, why do I need to throw poo?
And if I were a chimpanzee, why do I need to yell?
And if I were a human, why do I need to talk?
And if I were a dead man, why do I need to be quiet?

Why can’t monkeys be different?
Why are chimpanzees so similar?
Why are humans so alike?
Why are dead men so uniform?

What if monkeys could throw apples?
Why can’t chimpanzees be dissimilar?
Why are humans so like-minded?
Why are dead men so silent?

Maybe monkeys can change?
What if chimpanzees could fly?
Why can’t humans be unique?
Why are dead men so dead?

Doesn’t Mother Nature ever get
bored of the same thing
occuring over a number of years
until something finally changes for once?

A Slice of Meaning

What is life without meaning? What are words without meaning? Nothing, isn’t it? I mean, what is the point of a word when it doesn’t mean anything? What is the point of a word without purpose? Nothing! For something to be valuable, it needs meaning and purpose, but it only requires one or the other to exist. Things can exist without meaning or purpose because only one is necessary.

Pencil’s Hurt

It sucks to be a pencil. Easily replaced, we’re just an insignificant thing to everyone. I mean, it’s no problem if no one loses me, right? Not like anyone cares about some worn out old pencil. I’m just another two sticks of wood with a stick of graphite wedged in between, nothing special compared to the rest. I mean, yeah, I’m a pencil; people use pencils to write and draw things. But do I mean anything to anyone more than just a tool? No! The only reason why anyone would spend time with me is to rub my graphite hair against some rough paper while they grip my yellow sides.

I just wish someone would care about a pencil for once. Just once, is that too much to ask for? Not like a lover but something that someone would mind losing, and not just because they lost another writing utensil.

Oh great, here comes some kid. I bet he’s just gonna lose me in a few days. You know, I hate going through the sharpener. It doesn’t sharpen the pencil, the sharpener just painfully scrapes away at the sides until there’s a point. Heck, sometimes, it even breaks off the point and you get a dull pencil. I guess, in a sense, it does sharpen dull pencils, but it doesn’t make the writer any better.

A Slice of Posts!

Ever had one of those moments where you had a good idea, but didn’t write it down because you’re with friends? That happens to me so often, it kills the development of posts for this blog. Which also explains the lack of stories on this blog. But I guess I have to face it and get on with my life huh?

Where would we be without a way to post things? Posts are so versatile and friendly. I can’t imagine life without them. Have you ever really taken the time to think? I mean, think about all the posts in the world!

There’s post boxes, blog posts, military posts, forum post, Corinthian, power-on self-tests, Post cereals, New York Post, The Washington Post, The Christian Post, The Jerusalem Post, The Sunday Post, National Post, The Sunday Business Post, Australasian Post, and even a Post Magazine! Heck, this in itself is a post! So many things in the world use the word, “post”!

Just imagine a world without a postal service. We’d collapse as a system! Where are we without our communications systems? Where would we keep all the post service workers? Would they go…postal? Haha, no. It’s quite hard to imagine a world without the postal service ever existing. Many of our communications systems are based on the very foundations of the postal system, and without it, communications over long distances would be hard. Think of the people!

He Went Postal

“Honey, have you heard from Bob? Ever since our mailbox disappeared, we haven’t any letters.” , asked Jim. His melancholic wife, Cassidy, turned towards hopeful Jim, and shattered his dreams by telling him, “No…Jim…Bob is dead. He’s gone!” Jim looked down, his heart pulling him closer and closer to the ground. “This…this cannot be! When?” questioned Jim. Cassidy cast her view across the room and out the window, trying to get out of Jim’s cross hairs.

“Months ago…we lost our box the day we lost him,” remarked Cassidy. Jim voice began to crack as he asked, “How…how could this happen?” Cassidy looked out the window with a stark look on her face. Shadows from the window frame rested on her face.

“He was murdered. We found Kim next to his body…” Jim was now silent as stone. Mind and body stricken with mournful feelings, Jim was at a complete loss. Tears flooded the room with sadness as rain fell from his eyes. Cassidy looked at Jim with sympathy, and comforted him. But comfort wasn’t what Jim was looking for. Comfort wasn’t what he needed. He needed to send revenge towards those responsible.

The next day, Jim left early before his wife had gotten up. A post-it note reading, “Won’t be catching you around. Love, Jim” was left on the counter alongside a cold plate of breakfast. Cassidy never heard from Jim again, not until that final day where he waved good bye from the depths of the ground.

A Slice of Slicing

Hi! It’s been awhile, hasn’t it. Well, I don’t have a story for you yet, but I’ve got a few tips for any writers out there that write in composition books like me! Ever had a moment where you juts gotta get a page out, but tearing it out is too reckless and might ruin your work? If that’s you, this is the post you need.

What You’ll Need

A Hand

A Pen or Pencil

A Composition Book

What to Do

1. Find the innermost edge of the sheet of paper you’ve written on and want to tear out. (i.e. the point right before you meet the seams of the composition book)

2. Take your pen and pencil and draw a straight line from the top to the bottom, right off the page. You may want to do this once or twice.

3. Tug at one end of the page like you would with a machine-perforated page. Once you come a couple lines down the road, you should be fine, but be careful on areas where you haven’t really done anything.

So, yeah…

Thanks for reading? I’ll have a story within the next two days, I just need to revise and clean it up a bit.

A Slice of Manufacturers

A pink factory huffs and puffs in the distance. It’s smoke stack are overflowing with smoke black as night.  The work whistle blows once more and little workers shuffle inside to dig away at humanity’s cost. Smog lounges around, high up in our air where it shows no signs of worry. Sludge pours out and into a river black with our unused potential we’ve cast aside as trash. “Clang! Clang! Clang!” “Whirr! Whirr! Whirr!” “Bzzt. Bzzt. Bzzt.” The factory roars a cacophony of deafening sounds. Howling wind flies by the factory,  tossing the fast food wrapper across the barren landscape. The factory has people in it working all day long with little breaks to stave off the people’s ever growing disapproving dissent to meet the audience’s wild demands. In such a depressing world, everyone is desperate for some source of happiness;  maybe it be love or sex or mischief or trickery, the veil hiding the silent tears of those longing a sense of self fulfillment keeps the masses shut away from the sadness of lesser known people. These lesser known people often are the very men and women that you pass by on the streets.

One day, all of their voices were heard by the masses. Their hardships and suffering were to be forever known to the world at one point, however, forever gone the next.  In this, a figure would rise to the top through the manipulation of mankind’s emotions. His plan was simple, “Sell something that appeals to the people, and they will buy it.” Through this, he toppled local practices and traditions with his power and washed everything away in one destructive wave. In place, restructuring began as he built his land. The incentive was happiness and prosperity in exchange for hard work put into restoring the land as he saw fit. He removed the game pieces he saw unneeded and added his own in place. What was once the people’s was now his. But this god-like power wasn’t simply obtained through forceful means but by the people. He became the figure that people now accepted as leader. His power would guide and rule the world   to obtain required materials.

Soon after the promotion, people began to think once more. In a land ruled by one, what about the wants and needs of the people? The ruler simply ignored any forms of public disapproval, despite the severity of the action he’s taken. His worst and yet best moment in time lies after the pure carnage of nature became apparent. He told everyone to remain calm and that all would be fine for he had a new, marvelous, and amazing idea that would cure everyone of their disease. Depression and suicide would become a thing of the past. People were approving of the idea and his stall opened the very next day.  It sold as fast as the factory could produce it. No longer would people face the effects of heavy thoughts. He had found the answer. With this, they flourished. But what was the cost? Little. What was the benefit? Enormous. His success drove him the the top of the world.  The idea would have to be replenished over and over, thus leading to increased profit and production. Eventually, production rates over took demand and the price fell.  But now everyone was happy. No one was sad. After all, why would you stay sad when happiness and prosperity was a $1.99 away?

A Slice of Loneliness

Oh gosh. I have no life whatsoever. I’m sitting here at pretty much midnight and I still haven’t even touched my homework. I think over my life. But I’m too lazy to do that.

Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Keyboard keys clack as I press them one by one. Even though I’ve never really taken any typing classes, I can type fairly well without looking at the keyboard. Imprinted, I know all the keys. Colors and shades burn into my eyes because I never blink. In a world of endless entertainment, the internet serves as the best media out there. Everything’s on there. From music at Axcid to video at YouTube, all the entertainment I could ever want is right here. Friends, family, social networking does everything from the computer. But is it enough?

I’ve stared into a bright white light all my life. From first grade to tenth, I’ve traveled the lands of the internet. YouTube’s been nice; I’ve subscribed to a couple people. MySpace was weird for me, but I moved on with Facebook not long afterwards. Wikipedia was a world of information, and daily newspapers are available online. Now in the Blogosphere, I’m writing a little bit of everything I can think of. I’ve given up on running my site, and found a calling. But is this really it? My life, all in an electronic box?

My life couldn’t be completely encased in a box of metal. No, it couldn’t be, it just couldn’t. I mean, there are people out there who’s spent their entire lives online with no friends in person that they could just hop in a car and drive out to. But what have I done outside of computers? Everything I have, everything I’ve done has had something to do with a computer. I got my friends through the internet. I got everything through the internet. The internet is my life.

So then, what am I? Am I just a computer nerd? Is that it? But it can’t be; I mean, there has to be much more to me than just computers. What have I been doing when I’m away from the computer?

Nothing really. Other than just hang out with people. my life is a dull pit of electronics.

Listening to the hum of my hard drive, I can’t help but wonder. What now?

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